Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that
the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)
Q: Where does
Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.
Q:
How
do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A:Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in
shape?
A: Hareobics.
Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a
lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q: How does
the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his
show?
A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.
Q:
What type of movie is about water fowl?
A: A duckumentary.
Q:
What's
long and stylish and full of cats?
A:The Easter Purrade!
Q: What is the end of Easter?
A: The letter R.
Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't
fit in?
A: Mallardjusted.
Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee comes after it
Q:
What
happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A:
They lived hoppily ever after!
Q: What do you call rabbits that
marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.
Q:What
is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital?
A:Albunny, New York!
Q:What
would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French
general?
A:Napoleon Bunnyparte!
Q:
What
is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?
A:Basket-ball, of course!
Q:
Where
does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
A:To a re-tail store!
Q:
Who
is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor?
A:Rabbit De Niro!
Q:
Does
the Easter Bunny like baseball?
A:Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!
Q:
Knock,
knock!
Who's there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy Easter Bunny carry all dose treats in one basket?
Boy
1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?"
Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."
Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise."
Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"
Q:
What
would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed
person?
A: An Easter basket case!
Q:
What's
yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
A: The Easter Bunana!
Q:
Why
are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?"
A: "Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my
ears."
Q:
Did
you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
A: It's a tender tail!
Q:
What
happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
A: It took ears off his life!
Q:
Why
do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Q:
Why
was the monster sitting in his Easter basket?
He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
Q:
What
do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
You need an eggsplanation!
Q:
How
did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer!
Q:
How
is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
A:They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Q:
What's
big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
A:The Easter Barney!
Q:
How
does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?
A:He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
Q:
How
should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: By hare mail!
Q:
How
does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
A: He does lots of bare-obics.
Q:
What's
the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?
A: One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
Q:
What
would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
A: Hop suey!
