Vote for the best reason why farm trucks are not stoooolen? 

	Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out.
	It takes too long to start, and the smoke coming up through the rusted-out floorboard clouds your vision.
	They're too easy to spot. The description might go something like this: The driver's side door is red, the passenger side door is green, the right front fender is yellow, etc.
	Who wants to steal a truck that needs a year's worth of maintenance, u-joints, $3,000 in body work, tail-lights and windshield?
	It is hard to commit a crime with everyone waving at you.